Crap im kindd 0f drunkk we just hooked up in a mcdonalds parking lot but i dont know why how we are here
spending the week with her family was quite possibly the longest ive ever gone without having a boner
I threw up into my coffee this morning.
I just woke up to people screaming "funnel" in my kitchen....
Happy St. Patrick's Day.
she took her bra off and it was like the puppet strings had been dropped. her tits totally deflated.
She told me she was going to ride me so hard i would cum the ghosts of my ancestors...its gonna be a good time
I'm not considering your visit a success until we've fucked every cock in the ethnic rainbow...between the four of us we should have it done by x-mas
What a dumb baby whore.
If the world would stop letting me feel invincible I would probably stop doing this shit.
Oh my god he's laying on a longboard singing the song from cool runnings.
I'm so bored I talked to the Bible guys for 30 minutes.
I offered them beer last time they came here bahaha
Well let me fuck you while I make potatoes. It's every girls dream
He took my Spanx off and still fucked me twice. I call that success.
You spilt a drink on my couch, then used my dog to mop it up... you called her a mop dog, repeatedly
There's nothing like a guy talking about your vagina as if it's delicious food to make your day better.
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