News update: stealing a playground is harder than it looks.
just gave a homeless man a kiss in exchange for two handles
exact location. now.
hahaha he is wasted in math class right now and is drawing all the planets in order from the sun
Her parents came home early, i had to hug her mom with a condom on...
When your really high you cant order into a clowns mouth
I thought i'd save money with No Heat November but the amount of whiskey i have to buy to stay warm is probably adding up to more than a heat bill.
She counted 5,6,7,8 then intentionally kneed herself in the eye numerous times.
I remember nothing of last night, but I did manage to figure out which frats I went to by the trails of straw across campus.
I have a new philosophy. Fuck wearing bras, it's summertime.
Drinking vodka and pirating music in the library. Welcome to finals week.
I was watching porn and wanted to change the tab to another video to cum but I clicked the wrong tab and it was a gif of a dog but I was coming and couldn't do anything so did I jill off to a dog? I feel like I should be guilty
I was jerking him off and in two seconds he went from "oh yeah that feels good" to "what day is Thanksgiving again?" and then back again. Like wtf.
I am the oldest one here and I STILL feel like I need an adult. help.
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
i'm drinking soco out of a mickey mouse cup right now. i love it when college and my childhood meet in the middle.
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