so Mike and I made a deal. we'd do anal if he would help me pick out carpet tomorrow.
What...you let him do that?
It wasnt that bad. the two minutes it took is nothing compared to the 10 hr day I have planned for him tomorrow
I walk in and my mom takes one look at me and just says, ".... Consequences"
just overheard a conversation that ended in "and that's what I learned in France" How could that not have been about sex
When I was with my girlfriend I was averaging 1 random hookup a week. In the 2 months I've been single I haven't got any. I think I need her back.
He bought me shots at the bar as his way of of paying me back for Plan B
I'm sweating so much right now i look like Whitney Houston
you called me at 4 in the morning and invited me over for pasta and a late night viewing of titanic.
Ya. I wonder how much being a beard for a major league baseball player pays. This could be a lucrative arrangement...
I have the rest of my life to settle down this is totally time for friends and pizza
best way to lose double chin? blow jobs. I am fucking hurting.
I don't think meeting his drug dealers counts as a relationship landmark.
Btw, apparently no one knows who ordered the pizzas for the after party, no one paid, and the delivery lady made a celeb shot, took a beer, then said she'd be back later to finish up the game...
I think you threw up on me last night but i can't remember so i'm not mad at you.
I would climb him like a jungle gym. Enthusiastically and creatively.
party at the soccer house. crumbs in my sexy panties. can't. put. pieces. together.
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