so explain again why im purple
no
Three questions. How does a tomato drive a car, how does an asparagus play a guitar, and how am I still so high that I chose to watch Veggie Tales?
Don't pass out before midnight like you did last year. See how much your year sucked
ok, I understand that your bathroom door is broken, but at least close the blinds next time you take a shit. The entire parking garage just watched you.
I knew she could be a good mother by the way she craddled three 40oz's.
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
her bf's celebrating 10 yrs of service at kfc...it's safe to say all the good men are taken
i think i left a case of beer in your dryer
He asked me to coffee and I had no choice but to be honest. So naturally I told him that sobriety and monogomy are not two of my strong suits.
Dude you were so high some kid was kicking the wall and you were convinced it was your heartbeat
Life is too short to have fake orgasms.
The window painters skipped us. They didn't know what to do with the giant SMOKE WEED in the window. So they just skipped it.
Part of my treatment is getting high and having sex with 22 year olds. I have a prescription!
Tell them to carpool to pride, have a 3way, and if one says 'no thanks' just tell em it's not gay if it happened in a 3way!
Jimmy johns delivers to the bar behind work. Happy vodka day!
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