getting caught by my parents in bed with another guy was way easier coming out than telling them over dinner like I had planned.
At the party. I feel like I just walked into a lifesize blunt.
I just finished deleting miscellaneous contacts from my phone ... time for a HIV test!
I'd say I should re evaluate my life choices, but I'd make the same decisions only faster and wearing a push up bra.
Glow parties are what I live for
Your priorities in life astound me
Its the anniversary of our epic NBA All-star game weekend. The night the two of us cashed a 30-pack while watching the dunk contest
And I might get them triple pierced after that
Damn, I didn't realize you'd declared war on airport metal detectors
As I was sneaking out of his house last night his moms lover was sneaking in, he held the door for me...
I got high with the cantor. Rethinking this whole non-practicing Jew thing.
There is no sno cone on earth better than alone naked time. Side note: text when you all are headed home.
I was just trying to be a good friend but in retrospect I probably shouldn't have pepper sprayed you.
He said he didn't want to go down on me so I told him we were going to have an oral stalemate.
We had a quickie at work in the office. He walked out before me, and I fell asleep while waiting a few minutes to walk out. Yeah. He's got that change your life dick
You -do- realize there are other things to talk about than just how different parts of you smell like pussy, right?
And by "have lunch together" you mean me giving you a blow job in the back of your Tahoe, right?
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