ok shes still asleep, should i pee on her and say she did it herself? and by the time you respond to this ill probably have already made the decision
i have yet to find a random guy that would make me want to do any position besides missionary, these are what normal people call "applying standards"
you'd think he'd be slightly more humble with a penis that small
Planned Parenthood should have gift certificates.
His friends call him "Gasm".... Im going for it.
Woke up to the first three complete chapters of my new novel titled "If My Dick Could Talk" waiting for me on my laptop
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
Uh yeah. I ate a brick of cheese. Didn't even cut it. We were admiring the teeth marks I was leaving. We decided it was the negative of my mouth
Whenever I'm not in the mood and don't want to go to bed swampy, I just strategically suck him off during the second period intermission of the Cup playoffs and he leaves me alone and does the dishes. It's a win-win.
Why'd you print out every dick pic you've ever received and tape them to the bathroom walls?
On a scale of 1-10, how inappropriate is it to sneak into someone's box of sex toys and put googly eyes on their vibrator?
Ps. I'm slapping the bag. It's an emergency.
did i get sucker punched in the face last night or was our make-out session just that intense?
Wine through a straw in a subway cup.....classy
How early is too early to start day drinking? Asking for a friend
About five minutes ago. You’re good now.
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