The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
hook me up with the drugs dog keep up the good work
Do you have a straightener and are extra lubricated condoms not the norm?
can you come get me at the bar
ill be there in 10 min
can we stop off at build a bear on the way home
just fit an iguana in a condom...have pics
giving him head while hes talking to his fiancee on the phone about inviting me to their wedding.... im invited. should i go or would that be wrong?
And then she banged "the first Italian rapper"
Holy mother of cocks. I was grind-with-my-boss drunk last night.
i was way too optimistic last night... got back to my apartment and the porch light was still on, like i'd actually make it all the way home.
Your lack of great college experience of margaritas and foam parties scares me
Please hurry. I'm the only one here who's not an attorney with a trophy wife.
Haha I'M GOING TO MISS HIS PENIS SO MUCH. But not his bipolarness.
3.5 bazillion penises. So not that hard to find a new good one
it's like he didn't even know what a vagina was
Blow Jobs and the Patriots Playing I think I’m going to marry her
So now your dad has seen my tits. You could have told me he was coming by to help paint.
I didn't think you'd be painting the kitchen topless.
I couldn't find a shirt I was willing to ruin.
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