But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
so this guy on craigslist is offering a case of beer to shave his back. i think i'm gonna take him up on it.
I just won Halloween Walk of Shame Bingo!
WISH UPON A TAMPON
They constantly get farther than me.
tampons.
when you get a chance can you look up 'free abortion clinic' for me? cuz i dont think i'll be lucky enough for a second miscarriage.
her and i fucked to a michael jackson song and she had it memorized so she squealed every time he did
you were trying to control your nosebleed while having someone hold your four loko while you drank it through a straw. all at the same time. that is commitment.
I was just sitting on the ground alone in fetal position shivering and chewing on my hand when she found me. ecstasy was not my best idea.
Myy bathroom floor makes me think I'm on Mars. Also. Did you realize that yesterday we perfected thee mind high-five??
She just got on the scale. frowned, got off and took off her pants and then got back on
I just remember yelling "BODY SHOTS BODY SHOTS BODY SHOTS" while I was streaking
Your shirt... Was in my pants
not ubering you a puppy
Why is everyone giving me a hard time for drinking?!
Your in the library.
Sorry I fucked your cousin. Again. I just wanted him to take me on his boat.
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