I remember her trying to talk to me a few times after we broke up and I'd always change the subject to bagels.
i just watched a special on porn, the business isn't doing so good. You may want to wait before you start your career
she just took adderol and chased it w dog water
I wish I could sell my textbooks directly to my drug dealer and cut out the middle man
merry christmas to all and to all I give the mystery rash.
We are there now. They have a giant cock and balls with an eagles face and wings.
No talking tonight. Just drinking and puking up memories
It doesn't matter how many beers you've had, it's unacceptable to piss in someone's helmet after a playoff win.
he forgot we were at my place and not his so he tried kicking me out of my own apartment by saying "so, you can go whenever you want...."
He stole all of his parent's vodka WHILE they were in the room, and then opened the window and snuck out. I was watching from my truck
i'm hungover but need to study so i had a vodka orange juice, three ibuprofen and an adderall for breakfast. what up med school
Fell asleep with Kristen and woke up with Sarah. It's official, vacation has begun.
I lost the right to judge tonight
Do you know how difficult it is to snap a good dick pic while driving?
NOT PREGNANT HIGH FIVE!
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