new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
i may or may not be dressed up as my farmville farmer. gonna harvest some ladiesss tonight!!!
my dad brought home flowers.. so i started talking to them
Why did you come into my room last night at 3am and pour monopoly money on me while you were crying?
Jesus just hopped over the fence with a rack of coors. How's your Halloween?
I applaud your efforts, but I have to say it was the bear we encountered that ultimately shut down the entire operation
Oh Brad. Your poor brain, always being ignored for your penis and crazy women.
Matt says that there are strip club auditions in our living room and he'd like you to audition.
Can I bring some rope too? It's not too early for bondage talk, is it?
we had a full conversation and he only brought up drugs twice. overall I'd call it a success
Man i fell asleep on a random persons porch on the way home and woke up to the family banging on the windows trying to wake me up
This is what we get for finishing a whole box of Franzia by ourselves
Well, the night started out with you ALMOST falling out of a tree. Then we went back to the tree after about 9 shots and you DID fall out of the tree.
He asked me to describe my life outside work. I responded with "Home-wrecker.
He sent me a text saying his breakfast today was leftover mead and some fruit salad
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