totally poinked my lawyers daughter in his hot tub last night. i figure getting off is just compensation for not getting me off.
I'm drunk in class and I'm pretty sure the bible freak behind me is saying a prayer for me
Nothing says I have a hang over like telling your boss to "eat your shit"
So I drew a giant robot attacking a city on the chem test. My TA colored in the fire on the burning building
We had sex in the bathroom. Then he told me I could watch him pee.
So roofie roulette was a success but I'm a little worried that the 2 who got the tainted beer still haven't contacted anyone...
He returned my car yesterday. Found a duffel bag with beef jerky, condoms, and a handgun this morning. Slightly concerned
I am both excited and frightened by the fact that this much everclear is legal here. Best vacation ever.
He wants to hookup..at the fair..this is our chance to leave him stranded with no clothes.
Went to a date party without a date and had a threesome wooops
Me and my bruised tit have to wake up at 4 AM.
I'm scared because his knowledge of star trek is turning me on
If I was banging all the guys that people think I am, I'd quit buying batteries.
He made her leave because she liked Top-Ramen better than Maruchaun. He's my hero.
This conversation went from me banging other women's husbands to learning about baked goods. If that isn't personal growth I don't know what is.
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