Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
Seeing Harry Potter 3D stoned: Pro- giant redheads w/cute accents. Con-weeping for stoners who only had Pink Floyd laser shows.
Either he masturbated at the end of the bed or she gave him a bj. Either way my bed was shaking and I was uninvolved.
She's licking the seat belt now. Feeling a little uncomfortable
Some random walked into our tent, woke her up and said "Harry Potter must not go back to Hogwarts!"
I got woken up by a construction worker, turns out I was laying in a hallway, naked and wrapped in a matress pad. To answer your question no, I did not study for this test I got David Hasselhoff drunk
I got up before the sun today. That makes me sun for the day.
When did you start smoking in order to be high by 4:30?
So I hear you're taking over showing your penis responsibilities now that I'm gone?
A gentleman never tells..... therefore i will neither confirm nor deny the attatched photos
She's a freaking stalker dude, it's like having some kind of cartoon animal just following around everywhere
I'm in your room because it's a safe space. Is it ok to pee in here?
I just twinged a muscle in my shoulder trying to hug myself. In the world of loneliness-based injuries, this is a new low for me.
I couldn't find my hair brush so I just brushed my hair with a cat brush. I should not be dating.
my mom talks about my drinking like its a problem and yet this morning she fills me a solo cup with champagne for the shower.
Hot or not, she’s from Boston. It’s hard to nut when she sounds like Mark Wahlberg
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