Well you will be happy to know that aaron carter hit on me
Dude, I don't think I'll ever be able to find a girl for me...
Is this the gay conversation?
i cant decide if i should go fuck j*** or keep watching real genius
Remind me to tell you the Scottish bar story tomorrow
Remind me to tell you it was a shitty story when you're done telling it tomorrow
so i had sex last night with my 12th partner, but hes number 1 for my first time using a condom. i think im finally learning.
Ok, but If I make this happen, my first born son gets to fuck your first born daughter
hot twin vs twin who's good in bed. why do my life choices same way unfair
well he has a gf so if he picks me up tonight i'll only him finger me
She started to rub her ass on my shoulder and i instantly thought "i am going to get E. Coli"
I'm trying to ve beat feiesnd sent.
can I share that I'd like to fuck him in my new car as a sort of car warming present to myself?
Of course you try to burn the house down on the one night we take down the smoke alarm so we can use the fog machine more
I'm unsure if I could pee myself at this point in my life
I wanna print it out and hang it on the fridge like parents do with good report cards.
oh the joys of a picture of a negative pregnancy test
I want to disappear from this job like a fart in the wind.💨
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