Balls are like the throw pillows of the penis
Then you got really excited when I upgraded you from puke bowl to puke bucket.
this boner is exhausting
you sang the finger bang song from south park while fingering me. needless to say, kind of a turn off.
TOMORROW NIGHT CAN I HOLD YOU LIKE A BABY
It just gets louder and louder too...dear god. Her poor vagina.
He pulled his pants down and said blow me, while passing out on my bed. I then pulled his pants up as he continuously started moaning in the background.
It's all fun and games until you throw up hot cheetos in your drawer.
The trashcan full of everclear punch caught on fire...you should probably come home now.
This is that think about life weed. Thank god I'm in American lit this semester. I can actually write papers in this vat of introspective stoned.
I'm gonna get drunk in the shower and yell at my parents during dinner. Have fun in Texas.
HAPPY AIDS-LESS FOURTH OF JULY YOU HEALTHY FUCK
i just thought a plastic bag was my cat. i just pet a plastic bag. that high.
I'm totally going to bang the cable guy tonight. I'm so pumped
So you're not gonna be in town tonight?! Your dick was the light at the end of my academic tunnel!
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