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(802): View more from Vermont

good penises are hard to come by.... must be the economy...

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(732): View more from New Jersey

So as she is about to take the walk of shame she flips out. Apparently someone left a brown present in her shoes.

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(408): View more from California

I feel like hell. The amount of black beans I found in my hair tells me I hit rock bottom

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(706): View more from Georgia

He had a beer bottle in each of his back pockets and was on rollerblades. All I remember is following him for about 10 minutes

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(510): View more from California

i gave him a hand job with one hand and held the 40 with the other. this is like freshman year all over again.

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(360): View more from Washington

It's only been a week and i've already broken my no summer randoms rule twice.

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(703): View more from Virginia

I swear there's a gravitational pull from your vagina to large groups of men in uniform.

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(336): View more from North Carolina

So my dealer asked me if I wanted to join his circle because we smoked so much this summer he thinks we're dealing

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(905): View more from Ontario

I fought a guy last night because he said "extra pulp orange juice is the best orange juice"

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