You should never have let annie watch you have sex with other women
is she serious with that outfit? Why doesnt she just paste a for sale sign on her boobs?
I wish there was a hungover fairy to brush my teeth and bring me a diet coke.
She took off her pants and it was like seeing an old friend.
Don't judge me. He's really sexy for a 17 year old. We made nasty in the womens bathroom at the beach. Don't worry. I wore sandals in there.
None of that is ok.
Jessi just used the excuse "it's not you it's me" to get out of getting a lap dance.
I will not remember tonight for the most part. This text will be evidence. You can and probably will use this against me.
I fucking give up. OKC is where small penises go to disappoint me.
I sold him an eighth while trippin balls wearin my girlfriends tutu and tube top. and i was talking about albinos the entire time
well, he defiantly picked the right guy to buy drugs from
I need a light and a towel. ive got cum in places ive never had cum before.
Do you think you can chase a shot with chicken soup?
I can't tell if my roommate is crying or having sex and the fact that there's anime in the background is only making this more confusing
Sorry I called bc I needed help peeing outside
But I did it
It's been three years since Kelly shit in the to go box that we put in Sam's mailbox after we broke up. Considering Sam and I are friends again, should I finally tell him?
Rule number 1 of dorm living: do not forget your butt plug in the bathroom.
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