You are the one person I know will appreciate this- and I'm aware that its nearly 5 am- but I have 3 words... G spot orgasm. BE JEALOUS
my last 3 google searches were anal itchy vagina and ice cubes
Guy at red light looking at porn. I'm waiting for him to look over at me so I can shake my head and he can feel bad
I started drinking at 10.30am. Ive got a solid buzz, ive decided holidays are to be treated like gamedays
I just made out with a girl with a life jacket on wtf is going on
I kind of want you to get arrested just so I could frame an avatar mugshot.
Just did my hair and make up at mcdonalds so we're in the same boat.
Anne I just took two ambiens. I think my body is melting into my blow up bed. Like a stick of butter just slowly melting. And I'm alright. Don't be afraid. I'll be alright.
I guess I'm in a committed relationship. We just had shot 1 of 3 of Gardasil. I'm now dead inside.
They switched jackets and you didn't notice. You made out with both of them and had no idea
I've been on the toilet for an hour. On a six day bender. My ass feels like its leaking vodka
are you just sitting in your hotel room drinking popsicle vodka?
.....well anything sounds bad when you say it like THAT
I'd climb him like a horny MILF spider monkey.
did i get sucker punched in the face last night or was our make-out session just that intense?
I took a picture of you last night while you were drunk, trying to smoke a bowl through your nose. It's now your contact id.
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