Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
he told me I talked like a deaf person
you just used "cock block" and "youth group" in the same sentence. somethings wrong with you.
Definately laid on the floor of the shower this morning drinking the water as it fell on me.
It's like I just got slapped in the face with the cock of nostalgia.
Strip club for my birthday. And none of this discrimination shit. We're going to a guys one and girls one. Go get your singles.
I would've hung out with you if I had the capacity to do anything besides fall over and pee on things
Hey, remember when Hot Stuff played in the back of the ambulance? Or no, cause of your concussion...
Not sure how ur night is going, but unless u also saw a naked drunk chick pissing outside i doubt it can top mine
She busted her face in a tragic twerking accident. Marking the 2nd time I have peed my pants laughing.
She told me she ate a whole pizza today, and I just wanted to hug her forever.
I feel like we need to find him and explain that if the two of them would just fuck he'd understand.
The bump on my forehead, i think, was from falling asleep at front door, on my knees, slumped over. But we played good music so what?
Self reach around competition is what the Olympics has been missing all along. A true test of athleticism.
She super glued his penis to his testicles. And shaved off a good portion of his hair after he passed out at the party.
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