im ready to get crazy and take my wig off
You work out of a Hotel?
We stole some shitttt from king sooper's. fuck yeaaa
what did you steal
frozen pizza, cat litter, and preperation H. not much different than my usual grocery list.
I cannot stress to you how much better your current situation is than listening to gay sex
She's the hottest girl I've ever seen before and didn't lose her virginity until she was 19. As men, I take it as failure on our part that hot 19 year old virgins still exist.
you crashed our wine night double date and sat on the floor eating cheese talking about how big his dick is.
Jesus told me in my dream not to go to the party. I am athiest for tonight PARTY ON
We ate our feelings. Then drank our feelings. I feel feminism delivered.
Braid them armpits, sister.
It's been so long that I've occasionally forgotten I own a vagina
Thank you, I really appreciate that. I know I couldn't participate in class tonight and I hope that doesn't affect my grade too much. So please let me know of any extra credit opportunities such as fellatio
I am gathering blankets and bags of horse grain to pad my truck bed so I have a comfy place to crash when I get home, without the inconvenience of stairs. Or doors. Or walking. But with the refreshing scent of molasses.
Where did you go?
I'm not really sure. They have flavored vodka. I like it and I'm never leaving. Ever.
i just got hit on on the bus. Yes sir, because its every boys dream to fuck a forty year old with a face tattoo
I'm so jealous of your sex life. You know it's awesome when thinking about the sex you had last night brings you tears of joy.
Maybe if I ever do become a counselor, I would just implement a kind of intensive meme therapy.
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