"Reality" and all separate lives are the same thing?... We all have separate realities?! My life Has one reality and yours has another?
Haha how much did you smoke
4 feet of smokeee!
He wanted a quickie. I said, can I play doodle jump on my iPhone during? And that's exactly how it went.
life just isnt the same w/o real world cancun
dude relax anyone of us could have gotten that girl pregnant
incase your class ends early, there are three naked guys in our room. but don't get too excited, they're all gay.
No need to get angry I'm just tryin to get my door back
Some guy thought i was the waitress and handed me his credit card. drinks on me.
Let me shower first- i smell like sex and rock climbing (not so sure how that happened)
I also think about what hot dudes penises are gonna look like when theyre 80 and it's not pretty
All I know is that at 4 am I was walking down the street in my bra and his shorts and Im pretty sure I passed my grandma on her morning walk.
My vibrator looks like a lipstick tube. So does my mace. I just realized the potential problems of keeping them both in the same bag.
I feel like I smell like bad decisions
I woke up next to my bosses toilet.i wish you had just left me in the neighbors yard.
mid-sex she goes "oh my god. you aren't even going to remember my name in the morning, are you?". And i was so wasted that i straight up told her "honestly, I don't even remember your name right now"
Guess whose grandma smokes weed?
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