Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
he just asked if i would like him to change his diet so his jizz tastes better. keeper? i think so.
apparently when the FedEx truck drove by, we tried to chase it down thinking they were delievering a 30 pack...great night.
She can't really be mad at me. I made you two sisters... Dick sisters.
come help me. im curled up in the fetal position on the upper floor of the lib. please bring more caffeine or alcohol
its ok. its hell week the lib is a no judgment zone right now
Oh, and she's that dumb bitch that goes out in public in full make up and sweats with uggs. I hope she falls face first in a bowl of queso and drowns
Some daaay... Bet your bottom dollar that some daaay you'll do that mollyyyy
Plus, it's just valuable. Virgin pee is very well-priced.
Not genetic. He's drunk and texted me a dick pic. Not genetic. Thank God!
Yeah that doesn't involve enough booze, count me out
I am no longer drunk enough to crave tostitos
People were wondering why I started hanging out with him after high school, the simple answer is now that I don't see his dorky ness everyday I can just focus on his amazing penis.
I can still taste the Jäger. I'm gonna shoot myself.
fyi: first time in five days i havent washed my birth control down with liquor. when are we going out tonight?
I took advantage of the fact that my mentee had to go to the bathroom to throw up in the other stall. I'm going to hell for being hungover at an elementary school.
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