My gyno told me the birth control she prescribed reduces sex drive
wats the point then?
It was like my butthole was peeing. Felt comforting yet not fulfilling.
She has never blacked out. I have tried to get her to so many times. Apparently it's a lot harder than we make it out to be.
She Kept going around and squirting jello shots into guys mouths. That was her ice breaker.
When you get here, kick me in the balls. It's really important. - I'll explain later.
If I had a dick as big as yours. The world would be an oyster. An oyster smaller than my big penis
Girl it's 3:30 get your life together and come enjoy a bowl, some coffee and a brownie with me
I forgot about snapchatting a pic of us, but I remember flossing with your hair.
However, you did manage to order seven different drinks while fingering her at the packed bar - it was like watching the pizza men pound the dough in the windows
My cousin was arrested on a class b felony for selling meth out of the back door of McDonald's where he worked. Apparently it was the extra special sauce.
It was a career choice to be sure... Mistakes were made.
He seems like a nice guy. I mean, I know he's married and he's essentially paying me to be his side hoe, but he really seems like a good person.
Most people would agree that it IS in fact slutty to give someone head for free ice cream.
Im bringing my light up rubber ducky just in case we end up at a rave tonight. HE CHANGES COLOR!
The party pretty much ended once she shit on the couch
the sex is SO much better when he thinks im going insane
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