All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
I play with my boobs when I'm bored. I playwith my nipples whe I'm drunk
you just broke rule number 1. If you can't lift her up don't date her
i told him im from Canada, abortion is free
the first call I got in the morning was from visa fraud prevention so yeah it was one of those nights
I knew her barely 30 minutes before we got naked. This whole fraternity thing is starting to grow on me...
i have a strong feeling i fucked one of the waiters here...
We were laying in the basement dry humping to the rhythm of the washing machine
You need 4-7 business day to recover from a fingering like that.
lets just say that i have already today: gotten drunk, got in a fight, got stranded an hour away from home, found a ride, sobered up, and slept. woken back up, and here i am. its been a long day. Day drinking is bad for friendships.
On a scale of 1 to 3, with 1 being the smallest and 3 being the largest, what size nipple pasty do you think I am?
It's Breast Cancer Awareness Month!!!! What random hook up should check my tata's this year?!?!
Just set out 2 water bottles as an offering to my hungover self.
Bought a gym bag tonight. Used it to bring my Taco Bell in the house.
I think the pizza guy was in shock..
Well I didn't mean to answer the door only in socks but I mean come on, 4 hours of sex works up an appetite! I WAS RAVENOUS
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