on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
The shirt is mine, the pants are mine, the bra not so much
the best part about tonight...knowing when i wake up in the morning his car will still be full of packing peanuts..and mine wont
I haven't been able to trust a girl since spanks came out
After throwing up in a tequila bottle on my nightstand (still not sure how she did that) she asked if she could slip into something more comfortable.
they were fucking between cars in the parking lot and everyone was cheering at them.
My dick was almost in plain McDonald's sight
You were drink-wine-from-the-bottle drunk trying to take everybody's blood pressures again.
You're seeing with your vagina, not your eyes.
I hurt myself, but I'm pretty sure I saved the carpet.
I wonder if there is a über wall of shame that you are currently on. Like between drivers.
I was planning out a scrapbook to memorialize my affair.......and that's when it hit me, I don't make good choices. On the upside, the scrap book came out great and I am glad I saved all the gate passes from the airport.
The hangover struggle is to real, just passed the drive thru window. Twice.
And he put his penis in my face and I back handed it away.
Oh the sweet dreamless sleep of drugs
You? On what? Why?
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