big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
fine then we can just have courtesy sex i definetly won't like it
So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
I'm going to let the use of the word "hella" slide considering I have sperm older than you.
You were in the bathroom for two hours practicing "Revenge Faces".
I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE.
just threw up what i'm pretty sure look like contents of a lava lamp
The reality is I'm 24 and I have terminal breast cancer. Fuck yeah I'm going have sex with every hot guy I can. What, am I gonna worry about getting an STD or pregnant at this point? If I'm gonna die, I want to have any many big dicks as I can while I'm still able.
Can we put this graduation on the shelf figuratively and go drink
Sex followed by chicken and waffles... Hands down my favorite morning plans. Count me in.
best eviction party ever.
it wasn't an eviction party you asshole, you just happened to get yourself evicted during the party.
My sobriety has gotten out of control. I think I need an intervention.
Safe to say we should stock up on nipple bandaids ladies
Considering all of my stomach contents ended up in my center console, I'm a bit peckish.
Considering what happened last night and how horrible I feel, I look amazing
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