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what?
penguin condom
I will one day have loud vengeance sex as my revenge against you. Until then I'm just going to sit in the living room playing John Mayer while you're trying to do it.
i paused nhl 10 while i jerked off and it was like a crowd was cheering me on
Her boobs were tiny. I could have used her bra as a blind fold. Which in hindsight would have made things a lot better.
Its a bummer that corporate america doesn't believe in $2 u call its on a Sunday night
i offered her breakfast shots. she politely declined.
She just came to my house, with puke in her hair, to wake up my dad and scream "happy fathers day you DILF!" at the top of her lungs
We don't have a lot of plans besides weed and cake
He's the kind of drunk guy that would pee in your mouth while you give him head.
You're in a tuxedo, you can pee wherever you want.
ATTENTION ALL CONTESTANTS OF SLUTFEST 2012 ; not only will we be judging on how many penis you have sucked but also girth and length will be calculated. If you are found lying you will be disqualified. Remember your fellow participants will be rendering the same services to probably the same people. So choose wisely and let the games begin!
Bathtub drinking tim. I have no pool so I work with what I have
Drunk me started making nachos apparently but never got to the part with the cheese. There are chips everywhere
Hypothetically speaking of course, is it bad if a cat eats lube?
Just try and act like you're sober
I can't I snorted an anti depressant and he's pouring me tequila shots
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