remember that night we drank a bottle of vodka and went to mcdonalds and ordered everything on the dollar menu, twice?
we can't do that now- first b/c they got rid of that menu and 2 b/c we are broke now. damn this recession.
He cant even get with danielle. Thats like striking out in t-ball
stop calling my apartment porn island.
Did you ever feel like going into a planned parenthood and performing an abortion in front of them?
Umm..who the fuck is this?
Oh shit
i can't tell if you're serious or not, but 420 is gonna be pirate themed
this is not the time for floating mt dew and shots of tequila.
You screamed at all of us and then showed us your sack. You're like the boyfriend of my dreams.
I would not wish his dick upon my worst enemy
We tried to line dance with everyone but it turned into drunken stumbling and attempting to grind on random frat boys. I feel that this might turn into an every Thursday thing.
We are winners. And by winners I mean home wrecking sluts
Isn't that what our 20s r for?? Testing the strength of other people's shitty relationships?
Do pleather leggings scream im easy on a first date?
i cant believe we used adam and eve as a sexting theme last night
Soooo we should kick it sometime when it's like light outside. Drink outta cups.. Be bitches. 7, 6, 3, 5.. 4, 2, 1... Sschhkiddaellladiieessscchk
We could never date. He doesn't drink and he won't bring me tacos after sex. He's on that healthy life bullshit.
Bitch how dare you drink my dos equis
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