Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious.
He then proceeded to try to whisper up my nose...
If I die and they 'assume' it's natural causes, just go with it.
The sun is out and the snow is finally starting to melt here... Vodka bottles keep popping up everywhere. Guess it's the college version of burying nuts for the winter
you don't understand, he speaks spanish and is tall. i have to do him.
I didn't wanna be that girl that took a shit in the ocean..
I made him tell me how he proposed to his wife before I'd bang him. I have a problem.
listening to the two girls in the next stall finish a 40 and laugh at this guy they both fucked. they're calling him 'tulip dick'.
Home, forcing the cats to make out. Someone should get some.
i think he just broke into a bike shop his last text said something about hiding in some tree
Yeah dude, it's amazing. Be careful though, that shit is really really intense. Like it's way more intense than normal shit...
I took two and feel like crushed diamonds spread over glazing marmalade
Please don't call my dad a fuckpuppet, I feel like that would be awkward to explain later.
Have you ever been so high that you felt like corduroy? I'm at that level.
hey can you send me that pic of that dude?...if this isn't Rochelle's phone...can you please find and tell Rochelle to send me that picture of that dude?
to be fair i didnt know she wanted to sleep with me
WHY THE FUCK ELSE WOULD SHE DRAG A STRAIGT MAN INTO A VICTORIA'S SECRET CHANGEROOM GODDAMMIT
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