Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
Why do I feel like I used to feel when I almost got caught looking at porn when I get caught looking at facebook at work
what date should I let him know how fucked up I am?
I think he may have overheard our "how much coke would you fuck me for" conversation last night...
I've crashed the car, it's a write off. The police are here and I'm dressesd as a crayon.
The liquor store manager told us to drink responsible as we checked out and we laughed to his face. Like we're buying karkov at noon, responsibility is out of the question
i just thought that perhaps i was done with the "boning on someone else's futon" stage of my life. guess not.
Casually had to file a missing persons report last night
Can you bring home bongs? Like all the bongs. I need bongs
After the keg stand you collapsed, hit your head on the floor, started seizing and after 20 seconds got back up and said "hah, I remember my first beer"
Last night you made me help you pick the raisins out of a kashi bar and acted like it was the most important thing to ever happen to you or our friendship
The girl next to me looks like the young version of sara (bonnie hunt) in jumanji. I wanna be like PLAY THE GAME SARA!!!!"
You missed the winter stoner olympics last night....I got the gold in blunt rolling
Is that a question you really want to ask or do you just want to tell you that I can't walk without feeling like my legs are collapsing underneath me
It's all fun and games until your mom recognizes your bootycall from 2018 as her attorney
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