Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
he just booty called me in advance instead of waiting til 3 am when hes trashed. i think thats really considerate and gentlemanlike.
yah i'm on my way- is everything ok?
i'm holding a walmart bag of my own hot vomit that i closed up with some random chicks hair tie. we r pretty fucking far from ok
he cried for an hour, then he threw up on my lap then started singing party in the usa...opera style...
I'm pretty sure we've had sex a bunch more times than we've hugged. So hugs are weird when they happen.
she told me her two favorite things were grocery stores and dick.
RJ thinks I should put one of the muffins in my vagina. Good idea or bad idea?
She threw her promise ring on the ground, that's when the freak came out.
Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
at the last minute we also decided to throw an egg in the beer bong. and he drank it, shell and all.
You just made it sound like a children's toy! It's a functioning body organ, my vagina is not a gameboy!!!
Before consuming her Waffle House she did a few deep breaths and cleared the table to "prepare herself for this"
He made me chicken tenders and margaritas in preparation for me to take a pregnancy test at his place later tonight. Like...seriously.
whenever i get involved w someone i'm gonna give you their number to testify to the fact that they should not fall in love with me
We should form a club for all of us that have stabbed a sibling with a fork!
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