What do you want? Don't say anything that would make me look like a pussy at the store.
maybe all of them together would equal one normal sized dick.
I should have been more specific when I asked for 8 inches.
Guess who is high enough to buy Jingle All The Way?
i was concerned for your health after you took your "last shot" four times...
we knew you were done when they played It's All Coming Back To Me Now by Celine Dion and you started crying
I just discovered the Reese's pieces and sourdough bread sandwich. No signs of coming down.
Just paid my credit card bill at the bar. This phone makes it so I never have to leave
Am I allowed to compare getting cum'd on the face to a warm summer rain?
He actually has his life put together though, during the date we walked by a shoppers drugmart where my friend and I once flashed a janitor and all I could wonder was how does he not see shit show written all over me?
As I was throwing up blood I assured concerned onlookers that I had simply "eaten a lot of ketchup today"
I mean your new thing is losing body parts and feeling colors so its not like we are hurting for entertainment
I just picked up my phone and one shoe from the man mowing the lawn next to the ice rink. He found them in a tree.
I think one of your friend's offered my friend chicken tenders back at his place...just FYI he should probably come up w/ another line
Why can't they just let me be the gorgeous cum dumpster that I know I'm meant to be?
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