erin looks like she hung out with the sham wow guy last night. she's got the beat up hooker look goin' on
I couldnt find her vag and just started laughing uncontrollably. She was not pleased. Neither was i.
Dude we got so high last night. I said "watch this" threw a goldfish cracker in the toilet, and laughed my ass off. We watched the dvd menu for 30 minutes too.
I just realized this is gonna be the last time that I'm high in my childhood home. I'm kinda sad. I'm really high..
Just got physical proof that at 6 am i was running around with raw potatoes threatening to mash them on his floor. Hello, Mobile uploads
He compliments me like a gay guy and fucks me like a starved nympho. I'm in love.
I want the one making out with the dumpster. Is that bad?
i still can't believe we survived that barcrawl. the third bar had bullet holes and we still went in.
It wasn't so much skinny dipping. It more like skinny walking...through a fountain.
We're looking for the removeable roof from her Miata. Winner gets a 40.
What kind of life do I lead that no one is surprised by the fact that I was watching porn at work with the hot 37 year old?
Do you think I could get someone from tinder to drive me to the airport?
Your life is quite full of dick lately.
It really is!
At one point my little brother was Rocky Balboa'd by a stripper's tit
I can't believe I got dumped for a fat chick, but at least I got four and a half years worth of free shit. So we can call it even.
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