i think im in love. he told me he doesnt care if i shave down there.
sooo i think when i get back from rothbury i should probably take a pregnancy test
but you would be showing by now. i'd just save the money and wait for a large crap in 6 months that starts crying. then you'll know.
I love how girls just decide that guys who don't like them must be gay
I do the same thing. If a girl doesn't like me...I am like, "i must be gay"
He was legit dry humping me to the sportscenter theme song, awkward i think SO.
if i remember New Year's Eve then there is something seriously wrong.
she's using the space heater to try to heat up a pop-tart...
The guys had to come into the bar bathroom and pep talk us all off the floor
I just realized. my grades aren't ready for st patties day...
Jumped in the kebab van and said he was Ultimate MasterChef. Incurred wrath of six angry Turks. I got free chips.
Boys DO look like their dicks. Its like dogs.
This is actually a pretty big deal for him. I mean, he contacted a stranger out of concern for someone else instead of for sex.
That does show growth.
All i remember his him yelling yahtzee while pouring beer down her shirt .
this old dude from the bar is giving me a ride home in a van, his bumper sticker says " don't laugh your kids could be in here" scary world ou here
We set around a table in a hotel room and he spoon fed Molly to everyone there... I felt sketch for sec but then... Oh well.
I bought the restaurant a boat airhorn to wake up sleeping employees.
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