I need to buy a mesh tank top to fit in in Florida. Where do they even sell that shit?
does it bother you that i swallowed like millions of your unborn children
actually, i try not to think about it
and i pooped them out
My brother brings gifts into my room to wrap them. It's a pizza cutter and a box of condoms..
Can't promise anything, there's vodka in my thermos
As the night goes on these shots are getting so much easier. My liver jst needed a warmup lap.
I will suppress my appetite by doing shots then passing out
I wouldn't say I LOVE Pacman. I mean, sure, I'd battle against you in an epic Pacman struggle for blow jobs and glory. But I mean, who wouldn't?
You know that girl that climbed through my window and got in my bed with me and fucked me? It turns out she was real and has a real boyfriend who is real pissed
Well there's only 4 people in my class, we've watched a video, the instructors encouraged us to start using cocaine and now we are on break.
It's been productive.
Just had to stop myself from doing a bump on the Disney bus. The struggle is real.
I'm pretty sure ignoring the person that just sent you a picture of their boobs is bad nude etiquette.
I know we're not on great terms here, but I need to know if you're still available for sexual activity...cause if not I need to get going on a work-out plan.
I rewired his car so that every time he hits the gas the horn and the OnStar turn on every time he hits the brake the panic alarm goes off.
If your talking about a poncho I WANT ONE
Last time he showed up for Christmas he went on and on about backpacking somewhere and getting ghonnorreah twice.
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