Don't worry I'll hold the wheel while you cum
i'm sending her a home depot gift card for the hole i put in her wall. call it good?
the toilet has never flushed louder then when you sneak home drunk and try to avoid your parents hearing you puke.
I just heard an old guy ask the chick he was with if she wanted to try ass to mouth...
thanks for that.
The woman in front of me has a completely clear purse. I can see everything. It's ballsy because her vagisil is on display.
I don't know what happened last night but I woke up this morning with "wolf pack" tattooed on my knuckles.
i have my own cum on my nose right now. don't talk to me about "embarrassed".
The guy is drinking 5 bottles of beer in a juice pitcher. Fucking amazing.
fact: I now appreciate my drunken winter self even more. I just found $20 in my winter coat with a note that says keep yourself warm next winter. I am awesome.
Woke up this morning with an extra $35 and someone else's ATM receipt. How much did I drink last night?
GDI YOU HAVE THE GOD OF FUCKING THUNDER'S NUDES AND YOU DIDN'T SHARE
Dude your life.. At your sugar daddies house sending nudes to your fwb
oh. oh my god. i just had lunch with my mom with semen still on my face.
Before getting out of the car, she said "Thanks for getting me off." I like how polite she is.
Perfect attendance and not being drunk since Sunday. This is a new leaf if I've ever seen one
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