Yes, one should always join a cult. At least once.
never play flip cup with pint glasses
They want to listen to Lady Gaga while they puke.
we put the last xanax in the middle and played hungry hungry hippos to see whod get it
fair is fair
my little brother just asked me why i have handcuffs. How do I tell him that his sister likes being taken advantage of in the bedroom?
You had me sold at "fucking you down the slide"
I just put my hair into this ponytail & it looks hideous & really cool at the same time. I am dedicating it to the hangover I have
The last bar we left there was a sausage stand right outside and I apparently felt bad those guys were working that late, so I bought a $9 sausage, gave it to some drunk kid and said "I support local businesses!!" I'd say I've done my civic duty.
And I was aware of my actions - that is not a penis I will say no to until I have a ring on my finger
I'VE CAME 4 TIMES TODAY. I AM AS DRY AS THE SAHARA, STOP YOUR WHINING.
Whoever labeled dysfunctional a bad thing obviously never saw this frinedship coming.
I'd probably lick every tooth in Carly Rae Jepson's fucking mouth.
Teen Choice Awards are on if your wondering.
i feel like spreading the word of drunken joy.
don't judge my taste in strippers
Where am I? And why the fuck did you leave me here?
Relax. I left you somewhere safe plus you have all my weed so you know I will come back for you.
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