physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
Took her home last night and it was like trying to put an oyster in a slot machine. I may have drank a little too much.
I'm driving behind a lime green VW that has "Seniors '10!" shoe polished on the rear window. i haven't even seen her yet, but I do have a boner.
you don't understand, he speaks spanish and is tall. i have to do him.
The plus side of face planted at the tailgate was that no one could see my nipples hanging out.
Why do I have peacock feathers super glued to my body?
Turned the water balloon filler into a jungle juice fire extinguisher. Please call me tomorrow afternoon and make sure that i'm still alive.
4 months of living in europe has taught me the art of making a drunken stumble look like a dance move
I hit on her. So did Sarah. Neither of us got anywhere. I swear she's asexual. Like Switzerland.
last night i reached the point where my boob implants paid for themselves in free drinks. to celebrate lets go out and get more free drinks tonite.
If she "comes out" to me I guess I'll high five her. That's pretty much my response to everything these days.
I get stoned and write a 15 page history report in two hours. She gets stoned and cries because she "doesn't know which shade of pink is the real one".
It's the kinda thing that makes you wanna buy a rainbow flag and fight republicans and kiss girls
He just went to a job interview a sharpie moustache drawn on his face..
I really want to stop getting this drunk. I've got the Sunday scaries and it's only Saturday
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