problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
He uses pillows to masturbate.
somehow you got everyone naked by playing strip rock paper scissors.
i crunched every chip from the dorito bag and poured it in the vase. never again will i have to deal with cool ranch fingers.
Dude its barely eleven am and there is already a firetruck and ambulance at the shamrock...happy st paddys day
my new ipod has external speakers and a video camera...all i can think about is how much more convenient it would be for me to make a pretty decent sex tape
I wish I still had pics from the prostitute I paid/dated
Just tell your wife to stay in the car because you are self conscious about drinking infront of her. Now you have a DD AND we can still have a good time.
Coming out of the blackout mid beej was nice. Seeing her face was not.
She just pulled out a chicken strip and a hundred dollar bill from her purse. This is a legit twentyfirst bday weekend.
All in all only spent $2 at the bar ln... Fucking love having a vagina
I was packing a bowl naked and her dog just stared at me with pure rage
I was giving him a handjob in the woods and a family walked by
Accomplishment of the day: changing my tampon at 38,000 ft with turbulence. Fasten seatbelt sign was definitely on.
Saw your dad at the bar last night... And again this morning when he left. Told you not to mess with me bitch.
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