just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
??? When I first met her at the bar, she told me she was 23. After I bought her 3 shots of tequila, she told me she was really only 21. When we went back to my house, she said she was really only 19. She's still sleeping next to me butt naked. I'm afraid if she opens her mouth again I could be looking at 10 years.
I may or may not have eaten the rest of your birthday cake last night after getting blazed and watching harry potter.
i think you have the wrong number
so then it wasn't your birthday cake. k, cool.
craigslist faux pas number 857, just got head in a disability bus.
It got kind of awkward when her dad brought home a 20 something asian girl at 3am
I admit it's going to be hard to top a limo orgy and Mcnuggets....but I have faith in you
She was really fucking loud. My neighbors definetly knew my name...
They high fived mid Eiffel Tower, then we all proceeded to talk about how our friendship is much stronger now. I'd say a successful first threesome.
Today is definitely a "stand over the toilet and pee through the opening at the bottom of my boxers" kind of day.
I guess the silver lining is that having a big dick really comes in handy when you're hungover.
It's a mixed blessing.
It would be like a dance party with a dick inside you. I think that's what Ke$ha wants for the world.
I keep shaking cocoa puffs out of my hair. Best Sunday Funday ever.
Dude you spoke to a girl about CRICKET. She MUST want sex
He started tongueing his parfait and told "thats what I'd to your ass" in the middle of Starbucks. Of course i brought him home
I had my room mate call my phone after last night and it was in an uncooked quesadilla
it will be a surprise...all I can say is stripper clown.
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