their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
So the bouncer told me I could leave the easy way or the hard way. I told him I was going to make him earn his 10 bucks that hour.
Apparently you chose the latter.
He uses pillows to masturbate.
Well I think that's a good thing that I'm not full of someone else.
Ive either hit rock bottom or become my own hero.
Well, think of it this way, if this were 200 years ago your father would have received the most goats in all the village for your fertile loins. Think about that.
He said to me this morning that we should finish these beers, go and get plan B then on the way back, go to the pub to celebrate the death of our baby. I love Manchester.
So I just saw Jonah Hill at LAX and decided my fat fetish is back
You should go to counseling for that
Im covered in vodka and melted gummys. Fuck summer.
yeah, i found the sharpie that everyone use to sign my tits last night. its dead.
Make this decision based on your love for dick - NOT based on the fact that its probably one of the worst things you've ever thought of doing
that's just what you get for learning massage techniques from gay porn
wearing the bible to the ABC party, thought you'd appreciate that.
Oh my god. I slept with my boyfriend last night. It was wonderful.
And when I say my boyfriend I mean my electric blanket. Because that's the kind of life I lead.
All I've done for this 11 hour car ride is kegel and listen to our sex playlist so your dick better be good and ready
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