I want to take things slow emotionally, but fast physically
You should never have let annie watch you have sex with other women
i just heard the ice cream truck outside while mid-masturbation. i stopped and considered running outside to buy one.
I hate it when I can only see straight when I close one eye. I feel like that deserts the purpose of seeing with two eyes
Awesome morning. I just met my boyfriend's wife, should I have shaken her hand or was the hug a tad over the top?
when we asked you if you had had anything to drink tonight you looked up from the toilet while cupping the water into your hands and said "this.. just this"
My sheets, bed, and bathroom are covered in blood. She needed 14 stitches after a trip to ER. This is the last white girl I ever hookup with.
Ps. The strap-on in the pic i sent you last night was not mine. Just wanted to clear that up.
This girl can open a bottle without using her hands and she's 21. She meets my standards
let's just pour the lemonade mix into the soco. cut out the middle man.
almost got into it with the cashier. bitch dont look at me like that just cuz im only buying wine and icing. ill fight.
At this point it's more of an experiment to see how much actual bush growth is possible. See, being single can be both educational and surprisingly comfy!
I put in a tampon while driving a moving vehicle. I feel like this is simultaneously a new low and the sort of feat that deserves a merit badge.
THIS IS SO HOT. BYE PANTIES.
At least your wife cheated on you. Women will feel bad for you. In a month there will boy bands that are jealous of your dick
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