Are you with Adam and his vodka?
Yeswdsssss I masde his pickle gi away ans he go anbnoued
There's just this way he looks at me that makes me want to suck his soul out through his dick.
I went to his work to give him some blankets and ended up blowing him in the bathroom. See what happens when you don't come over?
No no no no no. Not interrested. She looks just like Kim's fat booth picture. Only real.
just found $310, wrapped in a rubber band, at the bottom of my sock drawer with a note attached stating, "Make it rain".
I can already almost taste penis in my mouth
I'm sorry you were dumb enough to get played by a male cheerleader
It's gay pride weekend and Father's day.. So in honor of the occassions I am now BI
Last time i carry you out of a forest
Three Architectural classes: $990.00 Architectural supplies: $300.00 Changing majors and using my architectural supplies to roll blunts: Priceless
Would it be wildly inappropriate for me to tailgate a Jonas brothers concert?
Meh, all I have to do tomorrow is proctor an AP test. No loud noises and no physical activity allowed for almost 4 hours. Sounds like the perfect recovery period for a hangover.
the sex was good. her showing me pictures of her 4 year old daughter afterwards was not.
When did we go from stumbling drunk into an ER at 3am to dinner double dating?
We were fucking in the bedroom then we heard Sports center on in the living room. He stopped midfuck when I started celebrating that my team won over his
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