yeah that pretty much nipped itself in the bud when I realized i could see her whiteheads glowing in the blacklight
there were more penises there than on chat roulette
While I was fucking her, they came in and served us both weed from a hookah. best. friends. ever.
koolaid chicken. i marinated it for 2 hours and roasted it on a rock in a fire. it was bright blue and raw. but that shit was tasty
Omg you had literally better be on fire, drowning, and being crucified all at the same time to be calling me at 7:30 in the goddamn morning.
I think mom knows I'm drunk I put a full blown balloon in the fridge.
oh yeah, there may or may not be a large boa loose in the house when you get home.
It's all a blur. I just remember holding some strangers baby
Yah. Thai people are way too trusting
Gross! What the hell is that?!?
It's quite clearly a man posing erotically with multiple packages of bacon.
I fucked him on my yoga mat. Then we wake and baked and ate granola. So yes, you could say I found my center.
He's gonna be so upset when he get's a real job and can't do serious drugs.
I ate her out in the bathroom and she did my makeup. Man i love being a lesbian
There is no way to say this. Dude, I peed your bed. No questions, no answers. My flight leaves in 30 minutes. Use my detergent. Also, THE VODKA IN THE FRIDGE IS YOURS.
yeah, i'm probably gonna die. still gonna be totally worth it tho
Going to give your dick a friendship bracelet.
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