So my shaver died while I was trimming...ya know. And now it is half way done. I don't think there's currently any aesthetic in keeping it this way...
She just did a myspace photoshoot with her baby
you made wolf sounds and yelled "team me" the entire movie
She needs to learn she only fits into our friendship as a DD.
I need to get a life, I am either crying at every glee episode or just wanting to blow rails off photos of us
Her delivery came. She's ordered a pack of 144 condoms.
Can you bring me the toilet please
Nick's drunk off his ass and Kyle just Texted me and all he said was "butt pirates from space".
You were a cyclone of alcohol and bad decisions - like a gay Tazmanian devil
being serenaded is actually kind of awkward 2/10 do not reccommend
I feel like I shouldn't be encouraging my friends to hook up with their teachers.....but if it's for academic reasons....then I definitely encourage it.
he is sitting in the driveway by himself laughing at nothing, idk what to do
Also I will be receiving my own bra in the mail because I left it at his place, woops
i guess she just walked over ass naked and peed on his laptop. gonna call an over price on that drunk sex.
We saw the mini basketball hoop and unicycle and just knew we had to create a new sport
Drunk minds think alike
Randomize
