this is amzing! feels like my body is having sex with its surroundings!
he was lying next to me and i saw him text "score" to someone.
it's one of those mornings where you are proud of yourself just for waking up.
sorry i interrupted the heart to heart you were having with your bathrobe last night
There is a keg full of gin. THERE SHOULD NEVER EVER BE A KEG FULL OF GIN.
If we don't get kicked out of this hotel tonight for fucking too loud we're breaking up
Only you can can turn Jenga into a drinking and then a sex game.
Don't judge me. If you're going to fall off a bed you might as well do it gracefully into a bag full of beer.
he proceeded to grab my vagina through my leggings in the middle of the dance floor. strangely enough I was okay with it
On a scale from 1 to the worst weekend of my life, that was an 11. I can see again, though.
IM DRINK YORE HIFH WE ARE POSTERCHOLD OF AMERICA
He showed up at my house, drunk, proclaiming that he needed to fuck me...my dad let him in
Abby spilt her vodka all over the train's bathroom floor
WE'RE THE ONES DRESSED UP FOR THE LARGEST DRINKING HOLIDAY IN AMERICA WHO ELSE ON THIS TRAIN IS A SUSPECT FOR THIS SMELL?!
Dude. The amount of love and appreciation from a house full of stoners when you come home at 4 am with donuts is overwhelming. The kind of love to make Jesus have to work a little harder at his unconditional love thing.
Hoping to get a pic of me on the tractor with an erection for you one of these days.
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