Dude judst bought snd smokked tfour white widoew jointsd in Asmsterdam. Wstching the Cvhiefs gsme. Oh Boy.
You are why other countries hate Americans. But I say God bless you.
..now you can marry chaz and be in cher's family..
yeah n i dont have to pretend to be into chicks to do it now...
There are traffic cones in the living room. One of them is yours.
I realized today that I should stop thinking so much with my vagina instead of my brain.
Please tell me this doesn't mean another "surprise road trip" where I spend all my money on gas and the SURPRISE destination is the abortion clinic.
But what if I pay for the gas?
I actually don't know if I can stand up. I just know better than to try
I will call him whatever I please, including flaccid dick on forehead guy but not limited to watermelon cunt head.
Dude, you bit through my nipple. Give it a week, damn.
have i crossed some slutty boundary when gay guys are sending me cock pics?
Dave got tied up again. I'm done breaking into girls houses to cut him loose. At least before noon.
your vagina must have magic restorative powers I feel rested and powerful this morning.
Although a guy bought me a shot of fireball last wknd and I told him he wouldn't even get half a handjob for that and walked away so don't tell me I don't have standards
I don't think it's food poisoning, I think it's cause you cooked it over burning styrofoam
I walked in on him fucking my best friend. I think we've reached the point of following each other on twitter.
He and I tag each other in memes all day. You could say it's getting pretty serious.
Dude, I'm at a wedding and there's a mashed potato bar and bacon strip appetizers. I'm getting all emotional.
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