She's JV to your varsity
She said she never had to courage to go fully shaved. Since when did shaving your snatch become courageous?
my way of studying for our final tomorrow: registering online to retake the class in the fall
So you really have to stop introducing me to girls and afterwards saying "he has his dick pierced" let them find out for themselves
Dude. The walls are totally staring at me right now. I told you this was a bad idea.
he told me he's been faithful to his girlfriend and is gonna try to stay that way. challenge accepted.
You sprayed lysol all over me. You said that my soberness was infecting your night.
I just helped a group of highschool stoners find a safe place to smoke I feel like a responsible rolemodel
Im the proud new owner of the campus speed bump sign
Chris used to fill up a Camel Back for thirsty Thursday. God I really miss him, do you remember when he gets out of jail?
After we had sex he told me it was a "goodbye gift". We haven't talked since.
If you're into enormous nipples, you should ask out my office's receptionist.
NO FUCKBOY SHALL PASS OPERATION #BITCHMODE HAS SUCCEEDED
You're the air beneath my wings and the lookout when I pee
He said we had an hour long conversation about how awesome I was.
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