She is in my trunk
Just got back from doctors appt. He lied. It wasn't a pimple on his dick.
Do you ever think that bumblebee is the gay transformer?
Every day of my life.
he told me he once ran a blackmarket liquor store out of his house. thats all it took for me to go home with him
in the past 3 nights i've fucked a millionaire, a drug dealer and a civil engineer... i dont really have a "type" anymore
I do what I can to inject something into your life every day. Today, humor. Saturday. Penis.
thanks for leaving the note with the doctor's recommendations for my lip, they are dissolvable stitches right?
the beer staff turned into a beer spear way to quickly
yeah a little bit of me felt bad about it. But the rest of me was having sex with him.
She's trying to figure out what kind of dinosaur I am... Yay codeine.
In other news my cocaine dealer got arrested for heaving some kid out of a fourth story window.
Me too, I feel like I pinched your nipples excessively. At the time it seemed like a good idea, but in retrospect I'm not so sure.
Cleaning my room at 2am, in just one corner I found six beers, half a pint of whiskey, my flask, 2 shotgun bullets, my crown and shimmer lotion.
I'm officially no longer allowed to make any of my own decisions regarding alcohol, men, or the combination of both. Thats up to you now. Do me proud.
You know what? The sex was so bad that I don't even care that I gave him strep.
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