Racial profiling caused me to miss two cabs but the third cabs the charm - he's playing Jesus Music
i was so drunk that there were 2 of her, and i didn't know which one to fuck
Good ideas don't start with we have a bottle of vodka..
then mid-sex he looked at me and said "i hope this is as good for you as it is for me" and kept going.
I awoke in a cab to find myself on a ride to niagara falls. Apparently I paid the cab driver half up front.
Her parents walked in on us. So for my birthday they bought me a blow-up doll with their daughters face on it. I don't know what to think right now.
i must've hopped out the car and eaten some leaves...even when your'e drunk that's not acceptable
Uh, do you remember who's thong is in my tree?
best. trip. ever. this is going to be too much fun. petland isnt going to know what hit them.
Now that we both have boys can we make up games that objectify them as sex toys?
I'm just saying. If this how my magic vagina shows it's magic then I don't want any
All I know is I want him to tie me up at least twice a week and I have an overwhelming urge to cook for him. Could this be love? I'm so confused....
Sex in the moonbounce later?
This is why I love you.
I HAD TO TAKE A SHOT OF JAGER AND SOME REDBULL JUST TO SEE IF IT’LL MAKE MY MOUTH FEEL BETTER
I am the oldest one here and I STILL feel like I need an adult. help.
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