I can't find my pants or my car
I didn't even hookup I think I took them off at taco bell...
ha omg I always lose my dignity at taco bell as well... so no big deal.
let's skip the party, and just play drunken wii, again. its time to give my vag a break.
On the one hand, she would be the biggest mistake of my year. On the other hand, she's here and drunk.
Is it bad that on the course evaluation it said "do you normally try harder than other students in class" and i circled "absolutely false"?
I tapped out to boredom. She bought me a full meal at Subway. Two tap beers and a pretty weak long island iced tea. I'm five dollars cheaper to fuck than she is.
There will be two dogs there to provide supervision. Not to worry.
Apparently william has a "couch montage"...an album of facebook photos of himself on different couches in various states of happiness and despair. A heartwrenching journey through what was clearly a significant part of his life. I'd mock him more but I think the fact that I looked through it means he's already won
If you listen closely you can hear the sound of inbreeding and shame.
I'm so confused. I feel like I just intentionally took roofies to see where I'd end up.
its 2pm. u awake yet?
ill text u back later. still peeling fingernail polish off my face.
WTF moment this morning: we were getting ready to leave and he reaches under his mattress to pull out his gun. All I could do was look at him and go "really?!"
We're ordering chinese food so if you want to get on this obesity train answer me now.
He wants to buy me a wedding ring and pretend to be married to someone else when we fuck. It actually makes me wet thinking about it.
How do I explain to work that I woke up in my underwear on a trampoline and that I'm not coming in?
jump out the window naked night went bad
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