Can a clitoris grow tomatoes? Its symbolic and rhetorical.
he said i'm too pretty to suck penis
It was confusing and full of hummus
We were walking home when he passed out, we left him. Just got a call from him, hes in a jail in Canada.
we woke up to him feeding us cheetos at 3am. and by feeding i mean shoving them in our mouths and saying "i mean who doesn't like cheetos"
Thank you as well. My penis is starting a slow-clap right now.
idk. I was on the deck with Dominic and i felt something weird on my arm. I looked down and you were licking my elbow.
if you ever get a chance to, fuck in a lecture hall. great acoustics. highly recommend it.
I almost itched my nose with the lit end of a cigarette. Help.
He was an asshole the entire night and then tried to touch my dick in a Michaels craft store.
Sooooo, no second date?
Wrong. I really wanted to see the movie. And she was on top of me like she was riding a mechanical bull. Who am I to complain? I live to serve.
he's just got his life so together and it makes my pussy wet.
this is a save-me-from-tijuana-tequila-and-hoookers booty call. if i don't hear from you by 8pm i'm grabbing my passport
if i'm not back tomorrow call the embassy
What's the rule for getting in fights with homeless men in suits?
Here's a rule: don't
Now, I know I say this a lot, but you've obviously never seen my penis.
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