for on dont try to tell me you love me after three weeks of talking, for two if you are going to do that stay away from the song lyrics to a very good country song that you happened to ruin by using it, and for three erase my number im fuckin your sister now
we need to start a braincell conservation fund for you, sort of like save the whales or something.
Huh interesting. Well thats too bad. Did he catch on?
I doubt it. After sex he sat there naked until the episode of fresh prince (which had JUST started) was over.
Before we rave about the healing powers of your penis, remember it nearly killed me as well.
note to self: shower sex when you have 7 stitches in your leg is never a good idea. never.
Do you rver get that feeling like their are poprocks filling ur boday?
How is it possible that I'm still a virgin and you've managed to have sex in a cheetah print onesie TWICE
I don't know bro. If a girl makes you cum hard enough that you pull a back muscle, she might be the perfect one to call for a massage on said muscle.
He started to lick a stick of butter and was calling it Jennifer.
well at least you didn't have your nipples chewed last night
I can see the future and your future is full of penis
Also send boobie pics with bobs burgers in background its the only way to get me off anymore
Ok sry I left that ambiguous......did you want contact solution or fellatio?
My vape juice got mixed up with the astroglide.
Wow..I bet that tasted bad.
Not tasted.
I just made my dating life into my own game show. would you like to meet the contestants? (photos not included)
Randomize