its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
She made me put my jeans under her mattress so that I wouldn't leave in the morning while she was still sleeping. Apparently I just look like "that guy".
the first call I got in the morning was from visa fraud prevention so yeah it was one of those nights
how do i tell him I'm always in the mood without sounding like a slut?
I had fun. Till he melissa etheridged my ass and came to my window.
i screwed him while his gf was puking in the shower. 2011 is looking up already
like stop trying to get a relationship out of this when i'm clearly in the drunken mistakes part of my life.
I drunkenly asked a stripper to join our volleyball team.
Rehydrating your liver back to life is never a good idea.
Witnessing a crazy lady on the bus screaming about how romney is one of the four horsemen of the apocalypse.
I need to be put in a corner surrounded by pamphlets of stds and babies
If the world ends and i have no vodka please just kill me.
He showed up completely drunk with a 30 of PBR and ten cans of Spam. I like this kid.
So, do I need to remind you to keep it classy tonight?
No, because if you have to be reminded it isn't classy.
Ahhh, beer. My second favorite breakfast drink.
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