we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
how many days can you live off of Vicodin and frosty?? im going on 4 days......
the only way to explain how i feel is someone rolled me down a big fucking hill and then a dog came a took a huge ruthless shit in my mouth at the bottom
I'm not judging you. Just know that you could be Queen of The World. Instead you're 5:28 p.m ponging. I hope you're at least winning
so when our kids ask "when did you know you loved mommy?" you're gonna say "when she sent me emoticons about slobbing on my knob?"
Dad had me doing shots of chocolate mint Everclear last night. I've never felt closer to him.
Judging by my bruises, I know I took more than one tumble. I probably pulled u down w me, and then punched you in the knee. Been trying to find a place to fix my phone between naps today. Almost no place accepts hand js as currency these days. 2013 is gonna be expensive and whorey.
I should probably stop opening conversations with 'guess who's horny'.
I just want to nap and funnel a bottle of wine in a cute dress
She referred to my balls as rotund and handsome
Rough day
Good thing I've started drinking again
Now with the essential back story, I can empathize. Sorry about your beer and butthole.
HE LIVES IN ANOTHER STATE
actually scratch that last text, he's the perfect boyfriend. He stays faithful and doesnt find out about all the guys here. it's a win-win
im ready to get drunk and forget everything ive learned this semester
a reward? ill think of something
if its not drugs or food I swear to god ill throw a fit
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