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Rosebud was a fucking sled. Gay.
I just walked in on my dad looking at porn. is there protocol for this?
is it sad that i think every plant i pass on the highway looks like a plant from farmville?
my life trainwreck boards at 9:30
at first I thought it was funny, but looking at it now, it screams "dramatic" and "medicated wipes."
we're at Rob's house and just invented the best drinking game ever....we are on Chatroulette and everytime we see a dick we all have to drink.
It's been a long time since I felt this bad on a Monday... and for that, I thank you.
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
I really want to know why half of my kitchen floor is missing.
Its important to me that you know there is a tambourine down my pants.
I know and I love you for your valets putting your thong on your seat
I mean there are things broken right and left, I woke up surrounded by dog statues, and we had a vodka bubble bath.
he called me his ex's name during sex then proceeded to cry while still in me
I'm waiting for you in a manthong right now.
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